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Kids have all the luck. They get to gave amazing toys, don’t have to work for a living and have months off each year to do nothing. However, sometimes things go wrong – especially with the toys. Here are a few examples.
- Baby Laugh A Lot
- Baby Wee Wee
- Love’n'Licks Puppy
- Donald Duck
- Harry Potter Vibrating Broomstick
- Batman Watergun
- Midge the Pregnant Babie Doll
- Blow-Up Xmen Hammer Toy
- Bébé Glotón
Quick! Somebody kill it!!!
This is why we like Ken dolls.
Yeah, we know what it looks like too. Who approved this toy? Was it something in the vein of “The Emperor’s New Clothing”? Did no one want to be the pervert who said that it looked like kids were jerking off and jizzing on their friends in this advert? Because that’s what it looks like.
There must have been some hesitation at some point in the design, production and delivery process.
This toy is no longer being sold on Amazon. But why?! What with the sound effects and vibrating, it ought to be lots of fun!
Midge is married and has a C-section flap that allows repeated birth to the baby tucked away in her belly. This leads us to question what’s wrong with Barbie. She’s got an amazing body but Ken’s never popped the question much less suggested that they settle down. Either Barbie is against marriage and kids or else there’s something terrible wrong with our girl that even looks can’t overcome…
Location, location, location.
This ‘greedy baby’ loves to breast feed, and this toy company did not let the anatomical shortcomings of 8 years olds get in their way. The toy comes with a halter-top with flower nipples for Bébé Glotón to suck on.