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Part of what makes the Internet so fun is that so many different types of people are on it—doctors, lawyers, trapeze artists, extroverts and wallflowers. We’re all on here, from the very beautiful to the very bizarre.
Very, very bizarre.
Here’s a fun selection of some weird profile pics I’ve recently come across.
1. My, aren’t you creative!
This one’s actually from a dating site. I can easily imagine what the rest of his profile looks like.
Dislikes: When I run out of beer.
What I’m looking for: More beer.
Why you should date me: gdfghlghfl dfsjhjdfgdf gjghfef beeeerrrrrr
2. “Show me your guns”
You can just imagine the type of conversation:
And then I can show you…my **arsenal**
SxxyChckUSA: Oooooh, sounds hottt
MetalHed123: No, I mean literally
3. You are SUCH a handsome boy
Once your grandma joins Facebook it’s basically like having her hovering behind you at a keg party, isn’t it?
Awkward, ain’t it?
4. “Nothing Comes Between Me and my Calvins”
…Not even a shower.
5. Why yes, as a matter of fact, this is The Axe Effect!
It’s unclear exactly what’s happening in this picture, but it can’t be good.
6. Obama Vs. Batman: “We Meet Again”
This last one technically isn’t a profile pic, but I had to share it because what are the odds of these two meeting online? I guess the Internet isn’t so big after all.
Or maybe he sent out the ObamaSignal.
Personally, when I select a profile photo, my criteria are:
a) it depicts a good hair day
b) it would make any ex-boyfriend feel slight pangs of regret
Hopefully, the resulting picture won’t wind up getting forwarded to me on one of these lists, but you never know…one person’s nightmare is another person’s glamour shot.
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.