June 5th, 2011
Category: Everything Else
Parenting is not easy. Still, you would hard-pressed to do worse than these ‘hilarious’, ‘attentive’ or ‘efficient’ examples below.
"Boys! We agreed you wouldn't start drinking before it gets dark, it's just going to lead to bad habits."
"What happened to Grandma?!"
Hitting that mean teenage streak a little early, isn't she?
"Yeah, ok, babies are cool - but Becky and Steve are back together, you can't expect me not to comment on that train wreck!"
"Ok, I got bread, toilet paper, butter and a baby, what else do I need?"
You're a little late with flushing that condom...
You're never too young to learn how to fend for yourself in the wild and prevent people from trespassing on your property.
"This is no time to be playing hide-and-seek, we're already late, kids!"
"Ah, what a beautiful vi- oh my God the baby is on fire!"
"Until we get a crib that's where he'll stay - I'm not having him in our bed, I need my full 8 hours!"
"See, I told you that we wouldn't have to go buy a bunch of baby stuff, we can just use the dog's toys and bowls! The kid even likes Beggin' Strips, it's perfect!"
"Stay still, son, Daddy's trying to beat your uncle!"
"See, I told you you'd stop thinking it was inappropriate once you saw him in it! He's adorable."
"I'm telling you. Babies and dogs: basically the same thing. This parenting stuff is a piece of cake."
"Shut up, woman! I'm teachin' him how to be a man!"
"Stay absolutely still, okay son, I'm gonna get you out just don't move..."
"Now, where did I put those car keys?"
"Mommy? What does that growl mean? Why is it running at me? Does she want to be friends?"
"Well, I fed you for so long, gave you your milk, cleaned up your slobber - all that stuff. It's about time you paid your old man back!"
Who is the worst in the list? Leave a comment!